DISQUS

Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: 200 lbs, yes.

  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Why did I watermark them? Like anyone would want to steal these mother fuckers.
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  • A Whole Lot of Nothing · 1 year ago
    OH, my sweet Maria! You are a goddamn real fucking woman.

    Please believe me when I say no matter what you weigh you are a beautiful woman.

    iwannadoya
  • Shamelessly Sassy · 1 year ago
    I just virtual smacked your ass. :)  I think they're lovely.  Seriously.  It's awesome that you  did this. (random bat).

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  • Kelley · 1 year ago
    Take out the fucking horrible comments on those pics woman!  I think you look awesome. And that arse!  You have one gorgeous butt babe...

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  • Bradie · 1 year ago
    Maria,
    I am in awe of your beauty,  your honesty, and your bravery. Truly, you are incredible. 

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  • Maggie's Mind · 1 year ago
    You are bold, you are beautiful and you are Maria.

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  • TheBadMonkey · 1 year ago
    Hellz yeah! Totally brave, although I HATE that it takes bravery for a woman to do that.

    You have nothing to be ashamed of.

    Seriously.

    Cheers!
  • VDog · 1 year ago
    At least you have a pretty face! BWAHAHAHA

    (Dontcha just LOVE it when ppl say that about you?? GAH!)

    Yer hawt and I'm gonna steal a kiss at BlogHer...if you're into that...heh

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  • Zoeyjane · 1 year ago
    I think that you're too effing gorgeous. So what if your thighs touch? mine hang off a chair, too. but seriously, you get like a bazillion coolness points for doing this. THIS is my kind of blogging - 100% real (with captions). loves.

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  • Sarah · 1 year ago
    ZoeyJane pointed me in your direction and I just wanted to give you MUCHO kudos for this post. You are a beautiful woman. Give yourself credit where credit is due!

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  • Ashley · 1 year ago
    You are lovely...and WAYYY too hard on yourself.  (Although, I do know the feeling.)

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  • Mr Lady · 1 year ago
    Day yum, you have a fine booty, woman.  I think you're gorgeous.  That is all.

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  • Jenee · 1 year ago
    Certifiably insane!
  • Huckdoll · 1 year ago
    I love your ass and girl, I'm betting your tummy is salvageable without surgery, unlike my own.

    You're beautiful darlin'...so many props for hitting post instead of delete!

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  • Natalie · 1 year ago
    Umm, you are beautiful.  You've got a rockin' bod. Seriously.
    AND WTF is up with NO cellulite on your thighs?  My thighs look like the moon.

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  • Suze · 1 year ago
    You look beautiful, and you can't see it! Seriously, you look awesome - like a real woman, not a bloody stick insect. Love yourself some :)
  • PrayingToDarwin · 1 year ago
    While I agree that you are too hard on yourself (for christ's sakes, would you let someone talk to one of your friends like that?) I also know that nothing anyone can say will change that (I have been where you are).  If you need these pictures to be a catalyst for positive change, well then, off you go!  And I will cheer you on every step of the way.

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  • Alison · 1 year ago
    You should be really proud of yourself for posting that!  IT's a lot more than I would ever do!!!

    And I would take your boobs- either set- any day of the week!!!!

    I think you're beautiful because you're a real woman!

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  • Deon · 1 year ago
    Beautiful is an understatement. No matter what you are a woman. So what you have a few extra pounds. You are carrying it better than a whole lot of women carry the little they do have.


    Even with your own view of yourself you still had the courage to put yourself on display. You deserve an applause... not just here but when you walk up the street.
  • Mrs. Kitty · 1 year ago
    Wow.  No matter what you do, you always rock it.  Seriously.  Your way hotter than me and I've never had 2 children.  Heck I've never had any yet I have a bigger gut than you by far.  And I'll take any amount of boobage you wish to give away.  Just saying....  in case it helps.

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  • Honeybell · 1 year ago
    You are beautiful.  Ya, Ya, I know, WTF-ever.  You don't care what I think, as you shouldn't.  Seeing as how it's your body and all.  I wish you all the luck in the world in working toward a body you recognize as your own.  And with walking in heels.

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  • MamaWise · 1 year ago
    LOVE the bootie shorts! I wish I was going to BlogHer so that I could meet you.

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  • Miss · 1 year ago
    Now are these on the fridge for motivation? I think that you are awesome and genuine for posting these. I dont think I could ever do that. Since you are unhappy with your body, then I want to motivate you to do what you need to do to loose it, fatty.
    I'll still do you. All night.

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  • dysfunctional mom · 1 year ago
    Baby got back!  :P
    Maybe this will make you feel better......I have lost 75 lbs since February but I only weigh 25 lbs. less than you.   So what I'm saying is, you don't have nearly as much to lose as I did!  

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  • Peter Parkour · 1 year ago
    I'd hit that. ;) Quit beating up on yourself.  If you want to change the way you look, work on it, but love you no matter what.  You are a very sexy lady.  My wife weighs about the same as you, but she's two inches shorter, and love every inch of her.  SEXY!!!  I'm tellin' ya. :)

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  • Xbox4NappyRash · 1 year ago
    Here I go getting all serious again...BUT...

    I think your challenge is more your own issues about how you look than how you actually look.

    If you want to change physically, it's relatively easy, but changing the reasoning about WHY you want to change it is a different kettle of fish.

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  • CableGirl · 1 year ago
    First of all, smoke up the ass aside, you're gorgeous.

    Secondly, it's never too late to get in shape if that's what you want to do.  You just have to make the commitment. 

    Thirdly, if you're ready to go there, email me and we can talk about a routine for you. :)
  • Kathryn · 1 year ago
    You're damn sexy!

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  • the other maria :) · 1 year ago
    Trust: if you were in my neck of the woods, played for both teams, and would give me the time of day, I'd surely try to holla at you. And I don't just holla at anybody. *placing tongue in cheek while blushing at how true that is*

    Yes, unfortunately, I really am that cliched and shallow. 

    P.S. I tried to drag the blushing face with the tear up here, but I can't work it for some reason.

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  • simplyRik · 1 year ago
    in a word.......

    YUMMY

    You have absolutely nothing to worry about.

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  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    Oh Maria, you are beautiful... don't be so hard on yourself!  You've had two babies in very short order; who doesn't need to lose weight after that?  And who the hell has the TIME or the ENERGY to focus on yourself in order to do that!

    I agree with the others; it's what's in your head, how you feel about yourself, that's more of the issue.  If you are looking to feel better about yourself, exercise does help wonders (and diet too, but I'm a junk food junkie, so I'm hardly any help in that department).

    Just save any restrictions for AFTER Blogher, cause I just wanna see you having fun (vicariously, of course.  I am still so PISSED that I can't go and meet with y'all.  Oh well...)

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  • Mika · 1 year ago
    So you have some extra pounds on you...so what? You've had two children in a short amount of time, and you spend more time on them than you do yourself, so it's expected that you have a few extra pounds on you. As long as you're still loving yourself and still confident in the person that you are (which you should be), that's what counts. You're still fabulous, you're still intelligent, and trust me...that beautiful brain of yours trumps those few pounds you put on!

    As long as you're motivated to start exercising and doing the right thing (and this better be ALL for you and what would make you feel better...not for anyone else!), you'll shed it in no time. Focus more on the inches, not the pounds, and stay committed to it!
  • ohmommy · 1 year ago
    You are your own worst critic.

    I get that.  I do.  And no matter what people say, it will only help a tiny bit.  I know.

    Know that you are beautiful.  Intelligent.  Strong.  All things you want to teach your daughters.  Seriously, I love you!

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  • Avitable · 1 year ago
    I see nothing wrong in those pictures.  If you want to lose some weight, go for it, but don't do it because you think you're ugly.  You're not.

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  • Sadia · 1 year ago
    I wish I had your guts. My homework from therapy this week? To look in the mirror. And my husband has to remind me every day.

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  • Tiffany · 1 year ago
    Um I don't see anything wrong with you! Trust me, I know my fat and you girl aren't what you imagine yourself as. You are a beautiful girl. I've got photos that would scare the shit out of you(but I'm too much of a wuss to show them). If you don't feel confident about yourself then make a few changes. But in my opinion you are a gorgeous girl, who is a real woman through and through! Love ya!!

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  • Kim · 1 year ago
    You are a rock star.. seriously.. I think you are stunning.. you need to see that.. Your beautiful M-- your 100% real. 

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  • Nickoal · 1 year ago
    Well, I must say you win! Who has the biggest balls of them all?! Hell to tha nizzo it isn't me, lol.
    You are fantastic, beautiful, and an inspiration.  You do what you feel you need to for  yourself, fuck anyone else.  If there are people out there who think you are anything less than amazingly gorgeous and full of heart and intellect, let them starve to death or choke on their carrots ;)  I love you woman you kick so much ass it's unbelievable. (oh yeh and we are totally the exact same size)
  • Nola · 1 year ago
    Girl, I could only be so lucky to ever look as good as you, 200 lbs or otherwise. For reals.

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  • Betsey · 1 year ago
    Ah... You have mommy body, just like me.

    You are so intensely brave and I say this because you look great, but to point out your perceived flaws is brazen.

    And damn girl, If my thighs looked like yours I'd wear shorts all the time.

    I have these weirdly fat thighs that hang. Disgusting.

    Keep on keepin' on.

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  • Kori · 1 year ago
    I still think you are beautiful.  Fat rolls and all.  :)
  • Strangegypsy · 1 year ago
    Know what? I think you're hot. ;)

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  • leendaluu · 1 year ago
    I love you and so, evidently, does everyone else!  What brainiac decided that 5'5" and 98 lbs was the ideal woman?

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  • Joe · 1 year ago
    Maria, Maria, Maria.

    You're one of the most beautiful women I know. Whether you are 200# or 150# or 125# that will never change. You should love you for you because you are one of the most awesome women I know. If you want to drop the weight you know you should do it for you and only you. It isn't as hard as you think, you just have to make the changes...like drinking more delicious water for one. lol

    You know you are loved regardless.
  • rachel · 1 year ago
    Hot damn momma!  I think you look awesome, but that's just me.  I am so envious that you're getting to go to BlogHer. You'll have a blast and nobody cares what anyone else looks like. It's about their heart, their writing, their passion.. all of which you have in spades.
    XOXO you bad ass chick.

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  • maggie, dammit · 1 year ago
    You brave, beautiful girl.

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  • the planet of janet · 1 year ago
    you are still beautiful.

    and i am jealous as hell that you'll be at blogher and i wont.

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  • amy · 1 year ago
    You're beautiful girl, inside and out!

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  • Karen · 1 year ago
    I am right there with you! Kudos to you for posting these pics. You have 2 beautiful girls so don't be so hard on yourself!

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  • Rachael · 1 year ago
    Looking at your pictures makes me wonder if maybe I don't look as bad as I think... I'm 5'7 and 250 lbs... definitely fat.  But maybe other people don't notice as much.

    You are just a regular woman, and you are beautiful.  I freaking hate what our society tells us we should conform to.  I will never be a size 2.  In fact, even at my thinnest and in really good shape, my hips force me into a size 12. 

    You are awesome for posting these, you are an amazing woman anyhow.  Also, you have really nice lips.  Sorry, I just had to say that.
  • Traci · 1 year ago
    you are your own worst enemy.  we all are.  If you really weigh what you say, and the camera adds some lb's-you are hiding it well.  aside from that-it isn't fair for women to have a beautiful face, witty humor, smart, nice rack, great ass AND an amazing body.  Nobody would like you.

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  • Tara R. · 1 year ago
    You are beautiful. You have a REAL woman body, not one of those coat hanger runway model shells.

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  • Secret Agent Mama · 1 year ago
    I think your body is beautiful, yo! Serious.

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  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    You are beautiful. You know that, right?

    I hate it when people make you feel crazy for saying something about yourself that you really believe. Maybe no one can see what you see, and maybe you can't see what we do... so you need to do whatever you need to do to MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER. But while you're doing it, peruse these comments because most of them are true.

    And as I already told you, I love the Daisy Dukes! HOT!!!!
  • Honey · 1 year ago
    Girl, Please!  I am 5'4" and I weigh about 40 pounds more than you.  I have three kids and I did not lose any weight in between having them.  Their ages are 6, 4 and 3.  Although I am often told that I carry my weight well and have a nice shape, that is no consolation prize for me.  You look fuckin' great!    But, just like I tell myself, if you're unhappy with the size you are, then change it.  Hell, I can't wait to get back down to 200 pounds, lol.  You are a beautiful woman, Maria!
  • illegitimateAngel · 1 year ago
    hunnybunny........
    *hug*

    I would tell you that you don't even look like you're two hundred (cuz you don't).......and that you are way hotter than ten skinny heifers I know (cuz you do)......but I know that none of that matters.  It's all about how you see yourself. 

    you'll get there....if I can do it, anyone can 'cuz you KNOW I'm half-retarded.
  • Mocha · 1 year ago
    It's always brave to admit something, but to post the pictures, too? Man, you're giving me lots to think about for my own panel for BlogHer and you also are DEBUNKING MY THESIS.

    But I love you the way you are. You are beautiful.

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  • Jennifer @ The Cubicle's Backp · 1 year ago
    I hear ya with all your technical terms... turkey wings, double boobs, and all that. But you are fabulous for putting yourself out there like that.

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  • manager mom · 1 year ago
    Fuck it. Every inch/ounce of you is spectacular. Don't make yourself feel like shit. You are who you ARE, not what you look like, and we love who you ARE.

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  • Jillian · 1 year ago
    Hey beautiful, I'm talking to you.  The only thing "ugly" about you is that sad frown on your face.  You are not only beautiful on the outside, but on the inside resides a fucking supermodel.  You are a force to be reckoned with.  Try not to be so hard on yourself.  

    Obviously if you're still getting hit on by hot police officers, then you still got it going on.  The only person that sees these imperfections is you.  You are always going to be hardest on yourself. 

    When I see you, I'm going to spend the entire time telling you how beautiful you are.  So be prepared!

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  • Mae · 1 year ago
    I concur with the rest of these people.  You are beautiful!!

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  • holly · 1 year ago
    i know you don't think so, but i totally agree with all the people up above saying how beautiful you are.

    really really really really really.

    but seriously*, red and black don't go together. change either the shirt or the shorts, you'll be perfect. go. do it now.
    *(this was not the serious part)

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  • Jo Beaufoix · 1 year ago
    God Maria, you inspire me.  There's something getting you down so you put it out there.  If you want to change you can, but like everyone says, you are beautiful and full of value already.  I hate seeing your face looking so sad babe but I know just how that feels.  You CAN do this though, but love what you are.  That body made two perfect little girls, how can you not love that body?

    (Note to self:  Listen to your own advice Jo you blumming silly fart.)

    Hugs.

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  • Missy · 1 year ago
    Way to put yourself out there, dude.

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  • LaskiGal · 1 year ago
    There is nothing I can say that hasn't already been said . . .

    You are beautiful. You are REAL. And, clearly, you are loved :)

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  • Lilacspecs · 1 year ago
    Hugs! I think you're great.

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  • Half-Past Kissin' Time · 1 year ago
    And still gorgeous.  You are beautiful!

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  • Deb (Missives From Suburbia) · 1 year ago
    The best part of my divorce (besides losing 185 pounds of unsightly asshole) was losing about 20 pounds of unwanted me.  You'd be surprised what the strain of tough times does to your health. 

    Now go flaunt those boobs and that gorgeous skin of yours (smoooooooth) and get back to learning how to walk in heels.  You're going to be hot in San Francisco, because that's who you are.  Hot has nothing to do with the scale.

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  • janethesane · 1 year ago
    This is my first visit to your blog. But I am not afraid :)

    I think you are beautiful. And brave for putting yourself out there. I wouldn't, but then I am not as skinny as you :)

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  • Sybil Law · 1 year ago
    I'd do you.


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