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Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: Black Hockey Jesus: Dance, Dance V

  • Miss · 1 year ago
    BWAHAHA. The farm girl thing is making me hot.

    This post only confirms that I STILL dont understand what it is about guys, strippers, and 80's hair bands.

    Maria, you have the best fucking guest posters. First BD and now BHJ? I bow down to you girl.

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  • Missives From Suburbia · 1 year ago
    Oh, my GAWD. He just nailed every trite "I think she really likes me" cliche in the book. I love it!! Some of BHJ's finest work.

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  • LiteralDan · 1 year ago
    I feel like I would read BHJ's grocery lists with gusto, searching for hidden gems.

    And that fact is my watermelon slap.

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  • Zoeyjane · 1 year ago
    Seems as though I need to go back to lapdancing school - some sort of kismet is found in them. Lap dances, I mean.
  • Sybil Law · 1 year ago
    I can't believe you let "some dithyrambic pervert who has violate your blog with salacious filth."!
    I come here expecting to be uplifted and to walk away feeling like I was just attacked by a gaggle of puppies and kittens!
    Not pussy - kittens.
    Oh - and I thought the same thing about the watermelon.
    :D
    (Great post, BHJ!)

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  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    This was a classic post, BHJ, I suppose that if my husband ever tells me that my ass looks like a watermelon I should feel blessed ;)
  • Meg · 1 year ago
    Maria,

    I love the way your guest bloggers promote safe sex on your site.

    Keep it up.

    Or not.

    Meg

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  • Loving Danger · 1 year ago
    Wow clearly I should do more browsing through the archives... Dance, Dance I through V definitely worth the read.
  • Employee No. 3699 · 1 year ago
    Tangerine with her watermelon and you with your unpeeled banana.

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  • Martie · 1 year ago
    BHJ! You are uber cool. I am reminded almost daily why I can't stay away from your stuff (Not your "pants" stuff). Major brilliant. Or major horny...

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  • Honeybell · 1 year ago
    LOVE IT.

    Dammit Maria! Adding yet another blog to my reader, I must know BHJ now.

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  • Maria · 1 year ago
    Hahahaha you dork. You're awesome.

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  • bejewell · 1 year ago
    Perv.
  • Jo Beaufoix · 1 year ago
    Hee hee, that was brilliant. :D

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  • Florida Girl In Sydney · 1 year ago
    Wow, that was hot.

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  • Mrs. Kitty · 1 year ago
    I'm way behind, pun not intended, but now I'm imagining Richard Gere slapping a watermelon for Julia Roberts. Hot......er..... wait, no that's not hot. But this post was great. Thanks BHJ.