Wow. I think the same thing, M. I'm worried about you playing with marble hammers though.
Mr Lady
· 1 year ago
I know that you just love me for my competive loom-pot-holder-weaving skills, and I am TOTALLY okay with that. 'Cause I love you for your butt. Which is hot, and I don't care what you say.
Judith Shakespeare
· 1 year ago
Well, I get about ten blog comments, I make less money than my husband, my shoes cost about $90, ... And I rock hard. Deal with it. :)
Well, I would have thought you were talking about me, but then you said the part about "getting too big for my britches" and I knew it wasn't about me at all.
Because I might care too much if people like me, but my britches are definitely the right size. Umm, did that make sense?
Dude, remind me to never blog and Unisom at the same time, k?
Damnit, you're totally talking to me aren't you? I'm neurotic and pathetic and needy and a total comment whore. Gawd Maria, why didn't you just say it already? Sheesh. I'll just go crawl in a corner with a bottle of Patron, a couple of limes and a salt shaker and curl up fetal style. K?
;-) I make NO money. Even on my ads. I'm so pathetically unread :-) Lurv ya.
P.S. I love huckdoll. She's a badass chick. Just sayin'
Damnit. My britches are too big but it's not my freakin' fault. They somehow keep stretching. GAW. For the record, the only PhD I have is in Bullshit...and it wasn't from an accredited school. Drats.
you are probably most definitely talking about me, except for the fact i get 1 comment per post (all 3 of them haha). And thank god I have no PhD's or any real money...but yeh - talking about shoes is a baaaaad habit o' mine :P good post as usual....even if it is totally and completely written about ME and ONLY me :D
II like this. Very well said. The biggest lie people live is that of wanting to be someone they are not. SO much so that they forget who they are. That is the true sadness of life. If more people would just be who they are instead of who they think everyone wants them to be then this world would be a bit different.
melissa
· 1 year ago
oh how i love thee... you.seriously.rock!! BIG! TIME! xoxoxo
I just got new shoes...but they're European and weird looking. Comfortable though. And how does one blow smoke up an ass anyway? With a tube? If so, I hope you aren't using your mouth.
16 Ph.D.s? Good lord, how old is this individual? Are you having an e'squabble with a geriatric
Since I have been inadvertently "shoe shamed," I will not admit to my shoe price tags.
That post made me laugh. Good one.
April
· 1 year ago
Well, I know it's not about me :) No PHDs, not enough comments to brag about, and I don't make enough $$ to tell how much my shoes cost! Damn, I wish I knew who it was about, though!
How did you find out I was too big for my britches? So your saying I'm fat? Damn, I thought I was looking good (no I didn't that's a lie). Off to run my ass off on the treadmill.....
Also, completely off topic: Have you seen Wanted yet? Worth it? No? I really want to see it and not just because Angelina Jolie is in it. More on topic: My daddy always told me PhD stood for Piled higher and Deeper.
Any time I even come close to thinking that I'm important (or even interesting), a few minutes spent cleaning spinach-colored mushy turd chunks from the toilet after my son takes one of his bi-weekly craps brings me right back home.
I hate it when I read seemingly specific and targeted rants that with hold the true identity of the target.
It's passive agressive and It makes me feel left out :( LOL.
Name names. Name names. LOL.
María | Blissed
· 1 year ago
There is no target actually, it's a culmination I guess of things I've seen in person/online/even on television lately.
It's more to make people introspective than paranoid. That's really what the last sentence was about. If they think it could be about them, then they might need to work on that...
I wish I had the means to be a braggart. I don't like posers(poseurs is too snobbish a word for me to use) and snobs. I brag all the time tho'. When I shoot a smooth nothing but net jumper in your face, yeah I'm gonna talk shit about how good my shot is and how you can't stop it. Shit, we all have egos. It's all about keeping it under control.
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I'll just go crawl in a corner with a bottle of Patron, a couple of limes and a salt shaker and curl up fetal style. K?
;-) I make NO money. Even on my ads. I'm so pathetically unread :-) Lurv ya.
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I hate it when I read seemingly specific and targeted rants that with hold the true identity of the target.
It's passive agressive and It makes me feel left out :( LOL.
Name names. Name names. LOL.
It's more to make people introspective than paranoid. That's really what the last sentence was about. If they think it could be about them, then they might need to work on that...
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I brag all the time tho'. When I shoot a smooth nothing but net jumper in your face, yeah I'm gonna talk shit about how good my shot is and how you can't stop it.
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