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Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: Come out, come out where ever you are…

  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    I WANNA BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT. JUST THIS ONCE!!!! So I gota be quick or else your other stalkers will beat me to it.

    I don't exactly "lurk" so I don't know if I am supposed to comment, but I am doing it anyway!

    The latest from Kristie...What?
  • Avitable · 1 year ago
    Fuck you, not gonna delurk.

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  • Sybil Law · 1 year ago
    I second Avitable!

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  • Mr Lady · 1 year ago
    That's a totally awesome picture. *swoon*

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  • Naomi · 1 year ago
    Uh, hi. How are you? Nice party.
  • Missy · 1 year ago
    Totally guilty of staying in my feedreader. I'm slack like that.

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  • Jessica Gottlieb · 1 year ago
    I don't lurk, but here I am.

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  • Miss · 1 year ago
    I'm not a dirty lurker. How dare you. :)

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  • mary · 1 year ago
    Hey honey! *waves*
  • Elizabeth · 1 year ago
    Not really a lurker, but hi! Enjoy your hiatus!

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  • LuAnn · 1 year ago
    Never read your blog before. Got an email from Divine Caroline and your site had the most votes so far in the Parenting category, so I thought I'd drop by and see what the fuss was about. I enjoyed reading your blog. To quote the Governator, "I'll be back."

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  • Angella · 1 year ago
    You know I love you, babe.

    The latest from Angella...Seasons Change
  • rachel · 1 year ago
    Not a lurker, but you already know that ;-) Can't wait to see who your blogsitters are!! :-)

    Enjoy your much deserved hiatus and your Maria, Girls time :-)

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  • Mandy · 1 year ago
    Not a lurker. But saying hi anyway!

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  • dysfunctional mom · 1 year ago
    You, posting a sucky post? I'll believe it when I see it.

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  • Catherine · 1 year ago
    Don't we get a vote or something? Not sure that your "hiatus" is sanctioned. I demand to be entertained. Oh, what's that you say? This is YOUR damn blog! Well, then fine - take your "break"! See if ... oh, who am I kidding. I'll still be here. And I'll probably enjoy every minute of the blog-sitters too. Is Lesbian Dad coming over? After seeing you two on a panel together, I can only imagine the foul language she'd throw around on your site.
  • Maggie's Mind · 1 year ago
    :)

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  • merlotmom · 1 year ago
    I totally had this idea but just never got around to it - now I'm gonna look like a copycat. Gee thanks. I snoozed, I loozed. Have a nice hiatus. We'll miss you.

    The latest from merlotmom...She's Baaaack!
  • Roxie · 1 year ago
    Lurker
    love your eloquence, your unabashed love of the language. I wish I had the balls to say the things you do!
  • Rachael · 1 year ago
    I don't lurk here, because you always inspire me to say something. But, I just thought I'd say HI! And I hope your time off refreshes you!

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  • Catherine · 1 year ago
    :[
  • the planet of janet · 1 year ago
    i dont lurk, but i'll say hiya here this time too! :)

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  • Cindy · 1 year ago
    I did this a while back and it was so much fun to see who would come out of the lurking shadows!
    I am a relatively new reader and I have commented here a few times...HI! :)

    The latest from cindy...Information
  • Vic @ Glowstars · 1 year ago
    Not sure I can be called a lurker (yet) as this is only the second post I've read. Caught your post on DMD and loved it so here I am.
    Er, hi! :)
  • manager mom · 1 year ago
    here I am!

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  • Veep Veep · 1 year ago
    Delurking twice in one year is a big deal, ya heard?

    OK... It's early. I've delurked. And now I have to get my kidlets ready for school. Can someone come over and do my morning to-do list for me? pretty please. There are a few oatmeal raisin cookies for you if you do. ;)

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  • Lynette · 1 year ago
    Well. I don't lurk here, but I'm leaving a comment anyways.

    Howdy!

    The latest from Lynette...Our First Day
  • Shania · 1 year ago
    I can't see the picture! You hate me.

    The latest from Shania...Let's have a bit of humor, shall we?
  • tracey · 1 year ago
    Muwah and hello.

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  • Jen @ The Cubicle's Backporch · 1 year ago
    I don't lurk, but I'll comment, of course.

    How come I can't see the picture?

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  • Nissa · 1 year ago
    Enjoy your non-blogging time, Maria. I think we all need a break sometimes.

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  • Carolyn Online · 1 year ago
    Hi.

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  • Sara · 1 year ago
    Dude, I'm a total lurker. :) Sorry, I just love your posts so much, I don't see how I could possibly add to them.

    You know I love you, though, right?
  • Don Mills DIva · 1 year ago
    So not a lurker but hi anyway!

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  • Renee aka MekhisMom · 1 year ago
    You know I comment but um ...nice photo. I guess.

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  • Stephanie · 1 year ago
    :p

    The latest from Stephanie...Cindy's Baby Shower
  • Betsey · 1 year ago
    Not so much a lurker as I am a lovah!

    Miss you much.

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  • VDog · 1 year ago
    hey....wait a second!! I think that was Mr Lady kissing ME!!!

    Have a great break, honey. I hope you write your great American novel.

    I think you're a very good writer, with a LOT of potential - the best part about you is that YOU ARE REAL. You ain't afraid to bring it. I love that about you.
    Writers always have room for improvement.
    I'm a pretty good editor if you need any help. ;) It's always easier to edit someone else's work!

    xoxo

    The latest from VDog...There. I Said It.
  • Jenny · 1 year ago
    Love the blog...first time commenter.
  • Pare · 1 year ago
    I've only been half-lurking. Lately I've tried not to. I know how much I hate other people doing it to me...

    Have a great day!

    The latest from Pare...Um.
  • MomBabe · 1 year ago
    Well, sometimes I comment, and sometimes I don't, but you're always ALWAYS in my reader. {{luffs}}

    The latest from MomBabe...A Tale
  • Honeybell · 1 year ago
    I think I'm more in the "stalker", rather than "lurker" category.

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  • .Ophelia. · 1 year ago
    hi hi

    end comment...

    ...commence lurking :op

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  • donna · 1 year ago
    I'm not a total lurker - but HI!

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  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    I lurve you too much to lurk; but you knew that ;)

    The latest from Karen MEG..."Wordless Wednesday"
  • Shelly · 1 year ago
    Yo! I don't blog but I read you all the time. Have a nice break.
  • Molly · 1 year ago
    Just saying hi, since you asked so nicely :-) I read always and comment sometimes, I'm moody like that.

    Bummed to hear about your hiatus, you're writing will be missed, it always makes me smile.

    The latest from Molly...The Battle
  • Lianne · 1 year ago
    Delurking here... actually, first time. Found you via The Blogess, who is a goddess.

    You are funny.
    Funny is good.

    I will read again.

    The latest from Lianne...A thought on transitions
  • Sadia · 1 year ago
    Hi! I haven't been commenting regularly, because I'm out of interesting things to say. But hi anyway!

    The latest from Sadia...A quotable quote
  • Connie · 1 year ago
    Popping up to say Hi!
  • grace134 · 1 year ago
    Oh I'm not shy about commenting deary love.

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  • ohmommy · 1 year ago
    Hi.

    Can you see me waving my hand? Hi!!!

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  • robyn · 1 year ago
    hi.
  • Peter Parkour · 1 year ago
    :p Boo!

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  • Captain Steve · 1 year ago
    :cool:

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  • Slick · 1 year ago
    I'm delurking!!

    Wait, I already have.

    Dammit.

    I still get bonus points, right?
  • Tess · 1 year ago
    Hi. But you knew I was here all along.
  • Secret Agent Mama · 1 year ago
    Just showing you some LOVE! :love:

    The latest from Secret Agent Mama...With Words Wednesday
  • Lori · 1 year ago
    I click over every once and awhile, but I read in my reader all the time.

    The latest from Lori...Yikes!
  • DFTF · 1 year ago
    Hey, Gr00vy M0m here, trying on my new outfit. :8

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  • Kori · 1 year ago
    I am too busy feeling hurt and sad that I didn't rate an invite to guest post to EVEN comment on the fact that I am not a lurker, and I never read you in my reader; I always click here. Becuase you are that fucking awesome! I am curious to see how many people you DO de-lurk! My analytics say I am averaging about 60 readers/day, but only get maybe 25 comments on a GOOD day!

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  • Xbox4NappyRash · 1 year ago
    Goodness, you ARE a nosey bitch eh?

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  • Jo Beaufoix · 1 year ago
    Hey chick. Have a good break ad see you soon. :D

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  • Kathryn · 1 year ago
    You know me, but I thought I'd comment anyway.

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  • Lilacspecs · 1 year ago
    :cool: :lol: :bloody: :[ :choler:
    There, all the smilies that I like
  • sara · 1 year ago
    i am a lurker, though we've chatted via email a time or two! I am a faithful reader, even if I don't comment. Which, as I typed that I sorta thought sucked since comments are like crack. I should comment more. I always second guess what I write, though.
  • Georgie · 1 year ago
    I may be to much of hearts and candy canes for ya...BUT I so think you blog Kicks Ass! hows that that for ribbons and bows?

    I cant say I am a lurker because I just found ya....but I do expect to be added to a blogroll.... ;-)

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  • Mrs. Kitty · 1 year ago
    *waving hands frantically* HELLO! I don't lurk (anymore), but I do think you rock it. Hope you have a lovely break and can't wait to read your guests posts.

    Oh and I think its Lesbian Dad who's gonna have the wet dreams. Do you see that face??? HOT for you! LOL.

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  • Reesha · 1 year ago
    I lurk and occasionally comment. Though I am still anxiously awaiting a password for the bitchfest post..... sigh 8)

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  • Ashley · 1 year ago
    Just stopping in to say "hey" :)

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  • jill · 1 year ago
    first time here, looking forward to reading more!

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  • maggie, dammit · 1 year ago
    Delurk? Check.

    Hug Maria? Check.

    Exit out? Check.

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  • tifRN · 1 year ago
    hola! ur blog slays me and i was ever so excited that you paid me a visit. i love lesbiandad's blog, too. good choice!

    The latest from tifRN...a difficult decision
  • A Whole Lot of Nothing · 1 year ago
    I'm here, not lurking. And getting all a-twitter over that picture. ooohhhh mama.....
  • the sits girls · 1 year ago
    This is our first visit, and we found you through your comment on The Bloggess' blog. So nice to meet you!

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  • Alison-Mountain Momma · 1 year ago
    I'm here....always here...not really a lurker...not really a regular commenter!

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  • Jenni · 1 year ago
    Wow, I'm not 5 days late like normal. Love ya'

    The latest from Jenni...The Obligatory Birthday Post
  • Tiffany · 1 year ago
    It's just me. Not a lurker. Just wanted to clear that up.

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  • April · 1 year ago
    You'll be missed.

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  • Laurin · 1 year ago
    First visit. Here from a link on Mommy Melee.

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  • nik · 1 year ago
    I just this very day discovered your blog, so here I am, saying hello. *wave* I think I'm already in love with you. Now please excuse me while I update my reader accordingly. :)

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  • simplyRik · 1 year ago
    Of course I'm always here. Hell I stalk you in comments openly and without fail. :) love the picture by the way!

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  • Loving Danger · 1 year ago
    Just started reading...but I'm sure that I will start stalking in the near future!
  • MissAnna · 1 year ago
    Can you be a lurker after only 3 days? If so, then I guess I've de-lurked. Or something.
  • Employee No. 3699 · 1 year ago
    Sorry I wasn't here yesterday, just catching up on everyone for the past week.

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  • holly · 1 year ago
    today i am just going to lurk.

    oh damnit!!

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  • In the Trenches of Mommyhood · 1 year ago
    As usual, a day late and a dollar short.

    I'm here! I read. But am bad commenter.

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  • Raging Dad · 1 year ago
    What a novel idea! Occasional lurker, but becoming regular now that you're in my feedreader. A day late for roll call, but still here! ;)
  • Half-Past Kissin' Time · 1 year ago
    Guess what? I made a button to give lurkers, and it will be revealed in my Friday Fragments post tomorrow! :)

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  • Mike Marshall · 1 year ago
    I'm here too. Peace, Mike. :)
  • Jenn · 1 year ago
    Ah I missed this the other day thanks to being so damn sick :(

    Just wanted to show some love! :)

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  • Kelley · 1 year ago
    Meh. I aint no stinking lurker. Just really really really fucking behind...

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  • Gabriella · 1 year ago
    You got me hooked! Love reading you!

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  • Jennifer · 1 year ago
    I stumbled upon you today from the divine caroline contest! I need to be in bed, but you've entertained me til....omg....1:05am....i really need to go to bed! Just wanted you to know I stopped by..check out my blog as well..haven't been blogging long, but plan to keep updated more often!!

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