DISQUS

Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: Dance, Dance [IV]

  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Fuck his BRAINS out. I find him deliriously hot. I saw him in person once and I swooned like a school girl. He's soooo charismatic. And HOT. Don't judge me. *lol*
  • Zoeyjane · 1 year ago
    Thank you for the continuation. Now, I'm stopping myself from googling the historic judges.

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  • Miss · 1 year ago
    Wow. Just... wow. Just wait till he's a senator.

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  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I think he's too old for that now. *lol* But I'd fuck John Edwards in a heartbeat. Cancer stricken wife and all. Fuck him goooooood.

    :p
  • Sarah · 1 year ago
    Wow.

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  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    A man's a man, whether he's a judge, an electrician, a cook, a florist, a cop... the lucky ones get to do that shit with people they love. I feel sorry for this man!
  • Judith Shakespeare · 1 year ago
    LOL. Man, you totally should have kept evidence... just in case.
  • Coral · 1 year ago
    ...wow.

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  • Bluestreak · 1 year ago
    speachless. what a post. fucking awesome.

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  • Bluestreak · 1 year ago
    p.s. just voted for you, hottie.
  • Peter Parkour · 1 year ago
    Wow, this was a wild one, with a twist. Crazy stuff. I'd be willing to guess you have many more like this. A judge! Who'da thunk it?

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  • Jenn · 1 year ago
    Wow! I just read through all of your Dance, Dance posts and am ready to read more. I had no idea! I'm intrigued.

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  • Jenn · 1 year ago
    PS- Just voted for you :)

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  • traci · 1 year ago
    holy smokes mang.

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  • Jen @ The Cubicle's Backporch · 1 year ago
    Wow. That's crazy. Too bad you never needed to get out of a ticket or something.

    I can't imagine being in that profession when I was 17. You were brave!!

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  • Secret Agent Mama · 1 year ago
    I have to tell you that I love this series because I love erotic stories such as these. They are way more fulfilling to me than any other type of sexual media. Annnyyyywayyy...

    Girl, you can write. Write a book! I beg you! :)
  • maggie, dammit · 1 year ago
    OK. You do realize this is a book, right? You are going to write these in a book? I'm not kidding, you might even want to stop blogging them. I never tell people what to do, but, damn, Maria -- this is a book. A book people will buy.

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  • Stephanie · 1 year ago
    Love it!

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  • Shania · 1 year ago
    Love these stories. Everyone's right, they could be a book. But not just these, you have other parts of your life that are just as interesting and book worthy.

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  • Ashley · 1 year ago
    Wowzas.

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  • anglophilefootballfanatic · 1 year ago
    I hate politicians. Good Lord. And, you wonder why the legal system is so screwed up?
  • A Whole Lot of Hooch · 1 year ago
    Anxiously awaiting the next story.... Gimme MORE Gimme MORE Gimme MORE Gimme MORE Gimme MORE
  • Joe · 1 year ago
    Its about damn time you started these back up, lol. Who would have thought old folks were such freak-a-leaks.
  • Kori · 1 year ago
    As is always the case with these posts, you amaze me. Your writing is so excellent, and the imagery is so clear it is almost disturbing-which is a GOOD thing!

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  • Tiffany · 1 year ago
    I'm sure you have plenty more stories like that one. I'll be eagerly waiting. LOL

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  • Captain Steve · 1 year ago
    Dude. Candlesticks. Ouch. Totally voting for you.

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  • Sybil Law · 1 year ago
    I don't know why I am not in the least surprised, but the story is still awesome!
    You would really fuck John Edwards?! Yuck. :P

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  • Redneck Mommy · 1 year ago
    Dude. I always feel so damn vanilla after coming here to see you.

    I'm in awe of you.

    And I'm pretty sure my hubs would like you to teach me a trick or two.

    Wink.
  • Mika · 1 year ago
    Well talk about the icing on the cake....LOL

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  • ohmommy · 1 year ago
    Wow. Just wow. I often wonder about these people in public offices. This was awesome, Maria.
  • Employee No. 3699 · 1 year ago
    Wow! Now I have to go read your other 'Dance' posts!!!

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  • Lunanik · 1 year ago
    I feel bad for this man and all men with any bi-sexual tendencies in general. Think about it...as women it is accepted or even encouraged for us to explore any same sex desires we may have. For men, it's discouraged and generally seen as a sign of weakness, weirdness, or worse. This poor guy just wanted to get his kink on. Having you there to verbally assault with all of his fantasies probably kept him from going crazy in his everyday, straight laced life. You did this man a great service actually. Good girl.

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  • grace134 · 1 year ago
    Eh, I don't think John Edwards is fuckable. Although I'd fuck David Bowie in a heartbeat, so I'm no one to judge.

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  • PrayingToDarwin · 1 year ago
    IT WASN'T EVEN FRIDAY!!! This is like waking up in July, and finding out they moved Christmas up by 5 months! Your writing is fan-freaking-tastic in this series. But I have to echo others; save it for a book. I will put money in your hand for this.
  • Kat · 1 year ago
    Well that seals it. I'm vanilla. ;)

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  • Don Mills DIva · 1 year ago
    Whoa.

    Just whoa.

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  • Xbox4NappyRash · 1 year ago
    Way hey, you missed your chance for the big bucks by not keeping a mouthful of jizz to spit on your finest cocktail dress.

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  • Mrs. Kitty · 1 year ago
    Insane power=Insane amount of dirty secrets. Thanks for spilling his.

    And I'm with everybody else. Stop (no don't) so you can write a book. I would pay money to read this.

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  • amy · 1 year ago
    Love this series. And it really doesn't surprise me at all. I worked the door at a club here and the amount of influential men that came in was astounding.

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  • Jo Beaufoix · 1 year ago
    Blimey.

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  • Natalie · 1 year ago
    I'm pretty sure you just described the part of my first ex that I never knew.
  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    Book, hell this is movie!

    Amazing as always, M.

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  • April · 1 year ago
    My guess is he didn't do any of the shit he talked to you about. I'm glad he tipped you well, though.

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  • Kim · 1 year ago
    More. Please.

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  • conversemomma · 1 year ago
    I don't know what to say when I read some of this sometimes. I have always felt that the sex industry was so demeaning to women, that it set us back as women. I always viewed women who worked in them as victims. But, you don't fit the mold for any of that, and I think you are one of the most inspired women I "know." I think you are the epitome of what a feminist women should be. So, I read your post and I cringe a little. I ponder. I awe. I want to go back and save you from yourself back then, but I'm not even sure you needed saving. I don't know, actually. I guess just thanks for making me think.

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  • Beth from the Funny Farm · 1 year ago
    Amazing stories.

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  • Strangegypsy · 1 year ago
    I find these stories so fascinating! A peek behind the door.
  • Rachael · 1 year ago
    Oooh... This is definitely a great read for a total snooper like me. I am nosey. Can't wait for more!

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