DISQUS

Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: I already don’t like you…

  • BusyDad · 1 year ago
    MILFness does not have to be announced. It makes itself known whether you want it to or not. And it makes me stare. And get in mounds of trouble.
  • CamiKaos · 1 year ago
    you know people who call THEMSELVES MILF?


    that's crazy... pinch them for me!
  • the planet of janet · 1 year ago
    *shudder* that's just WRONG.
  • Deb · 1 year ago
    No, no, no, no... one never calls themself a MILF. That's just tacky.
  • cablegirl · 1 year ago
    Seriously? I would think that the "I" in MILF would exclude someone from calling herself that... you know, unless you're really into masturbation... and let's be honest, you don't have to be hot for that. ;)
  • Honeybell · 1 year ago
    If someone is calling themselves a MILF, chances are they are NOT.
  • ConverseMomma · 1 year ago
    LOL!!! I love you. Just what I needed my first day back on the blogging playground. You rock, hard!
  • Groovy Mom · 1 year ago
    I never call myself a MILF, but I do sometimes tell the internet I'm hot. Then I post a picture of me in my bathrobe with no makeup and messy hair just to prove it. NOT! lol
  • OHmommy · 1 year ago
    LMAO...


    You should send them a link to the T-shirt store so they can purchase a FUTURE MILF tshirt for their daughter.
  • Kori · 1 year ago
    There you go. Coffee out the nose yet one more time. When, oh when, am I going to learn to not drink things while reading your blog? And hey, I guess I am an old-fashioned gal (and I can't believe I actually used that word, gal) because I find the term MILF totally offensive. Maybe because it makes me htink of my own mom and...eeew, ick.
  • Mr Lady · 1 year ago
    You had me at pull my jeans down.


    I had to change clothes at Pinch My Thighs.



    What was this post about? :)
  • Nissa · 1 year ago
    Who the fuck calls themself a Milf?? I'll help you pinch her thighs..
  • LunaNik · 1 year ago
    HahaHA!


    Laughing out loud at my desk. Lawyers are looking at me like I'm crazy. Remind me not to read your blog while I'm at work anymore as I don't think my co-workers appreciate seeing coffee spray from my nose.
  • Mama Zen · 1 year ago
    If someone refers to herself as a MILF, wouldn't that mean she wants to fuck herself?


    I suggest that she go do so.
  • Jen @ The Cubicle's Backporch · 1 year ago
    It's a "Here's your sign" moment. (What's that rednecks name?)


    If you call yourself a MILF... you're probably not.
  • Huckdoll · 1 year ago
    No, but I use DILF all the time.
  • April · 1 year ago
    I've never called myself one - I'm totally with you on that - but I so badly want to be called a MILF!!
  • Stephanie · 1 year ago
    Ick! Why would someone call themselves that?! Why would you want someone to call you that?! It boggles my mind and should only be a term that frat boys use.
  • zoeyjane · 1 year ago
    i have a teeshirt i sleep in that has a skull and crossbones on it and says mylf. it doesn't go in public. it does make me feel naughty. it does get me laid everytime i wear it. it does the job, even if it is false advertising.


    are you going to pinch me, now? :P
  • Sue Doe-Nim · 1 year ago
    *ahem*


    I do believe the correct term is Yummy Mummy
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    MILF!! People still say that!!?? Really?!
  • Xbox4NappyRash · 1 year ago
    Ah Sue you beat me to it, YUMMY MUMMY all the way.


    Nigella Lawson anyone?
  • Ashley · 1 year ago
    How can you call yourSELF a MILF? Mom - *I* - Would...yeh...
  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    I'm laughing a little too hard here... because I'm such an old bitch I would probably be so thrilled if anyone other than my husband ever called me a MILF. Yummy mummy I would take any day.


    But I would not stoop so low as to use that term on myself ... Thanks for keeping me cool, Maria.



    And DILF, OMG, you girls are killing me here LOLOL!!!
  • WomensDaily · 1 year ago
    Who calls themselves a milf? That really is just ridiculous. That term just is plain tacky anyway.
  • sybil law · 1 year ago
    I believe my husband's mom and aunt would do that - call themselves MILF's.
    Which is yet another reason I can't stand them!

    That is just funny!

    Fucking losers... haha.
  • nola · 1 year ago
    Is it ok that I call YOU a MILF? :)
  • Caffeine Court · 1 year ago
    Make sure you put it on YouTube when you do it!!!
  • lauriekendrick · 1 year ago
    I can't stand that term. I can't stand the term "cougar". I can't tolerate teens and 20 plus year olds who say "like" incessantly, prefaced by "tooooootally" , drawn out in that affected Ellen Page-like utterance.


    SO much bothers me these days.



    "Hey you kids! Get off my fucking lawn!!!"



    Yep--49 is like that.



    LK
  • Leendaluu · 1 year ago
    I am totally with you. I'll slap those bitches with you.
  • Kelley · 1 year ago
    Calling THEMSELVES MILF? Like in a 'I want to sex up myself' kinda way. *shudder*


    I know those biatches are wearing crocs..
  • Jo Beaufoix · 1 year ago
    Oh my Bob Maria you are so funny. I don't know anyone who calls them self a milf. If I did, I would definitely pinch them. I think that's the only way to go.
    Shivers.
  • Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T · 1 year ago
    uh, im a lame, what is a milf? leave ans on my shout box pls i do know my daughter mom calls herself that
  • Gypsy · 1 year ago
    As Patsy Stone would say, "I'll be the judge of that."
  • Smart A$$ Mom · 1 year ago
    If you must make that proclamation[calling oneself MILF], you are probably trying to convince yourself more that anyone else.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Smart A$ Mom: Damn straight!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @BusyDad: Well it's one thing if YOU, Jim, are calling her that. But if she's calling herself that? Hmph.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @CamiKaos: Will do!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Deb: Yes, yes yes they do!!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @cablegirl: LMFAO!!! You don't!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Honeybell: I know, right?
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @ConverseMomma: I love you too! I've missed you!!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Groovy Mom: LOL. You are hot - Ms Fit Friend!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @OHmommy: Yes!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Kori: Gal! LOLOLOL. I use it too, so it's cool. We're gonna bring it back.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Mr Lady: I laughed so hard at this my laptop fell off my lap. You are a damned fool.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Nissa: Yay! Help!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @LunaNik: *this is me reminding you*
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Mama Zen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :)) :D
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Jen @ The Cubicle’s Backporch: Usually, they aren't. Like, mushroom top over cut off jean shorts with too small shirts that they think they can use as boob support because they're so godawfully tight. With the teased curly hair and straight bangs. Oh and drawn on eyebrows.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Huckdoll: *lol* Cuz, you're nasty.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @April: You are so a fucking MILF - stop frontin'.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Stephanie: I like frat boys. They can call me that all day long. :p
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @zoeyjane: Nope. That's different. :)
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Sue Doe-Nim: *lol* Isn't that a show on TLC?
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Anonymous: Fuck yeah they do. Pitiful, eh?
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Xbox4NappyRash: The cook?
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Ashley: They do it! They're nuts, but they do it. I think they change it to MYLF sometimes. Just as bad, IMO.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Karen MEG: Huck's a nut. LOL
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @WomensDaily: It is - mischeviously tacky. *lol*
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @sybil law: LOLOL Lo-who-sah-hers.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @nola: Of course! ;)
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Caffeine Court: I will I will! Wait - if you film it I will. :p
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @lauriekendrick: Ellen Page gets on my gotdamned nerves.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Leendaluu: So I've got a whole gang of bloggers willing to help me. Let's do this!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Kelley: LOL. Probably.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Jo Beaufoix: LOL. I see them online, mostly MySpace. It hurts me.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T: I explained it to you. :)
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Gypsy: Ohhh, I've never heard of that show. Thanks!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I know!! (N)
  • cyndy · 1 year ago
    Ewww, a girl I knew from a message board put that on her myspace when she was preggo. Nasty, nasty, nasty.
    And that girl is SO not even cute. lol

    I'm totally with mama zen on this.
  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    Ha! Who was your inspiration for this one!? Come on... out her!


    ROFLMAO! That's it! That's all I got.
  • maggie, dammit · 1 year ago
    Tori Amos does that in her new song. Do you think she has cellulite? I hope so.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    *lol* I agree.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Someone in a MySpace mommy group. :D
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I do too.
    *shakes fist*
  • April · 1 year ago
    I had to come back to this post because my boss told us the other day that she has a friend whose husband got her a necklace that says "MILF" - and she wears it. All the time.

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