DISQUS

Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: I refuse to blog about my marriage…

  • Nickoal · 1 year ago
    I totally understand.  Way to handle your biznass ;)
  • Huckdoll · 1 year ago
    Pfft, glass case of emotion...that's the best line ever. I <3 Ron.

    It's a beautiful thing to see your sense of humor intact through it all, gorgeous girl.

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  • Jo Beaufoix · 1 year ago
    Oh babe.  Big hugs and chocolate and a bunch of other good stuff to cheer you up or let you kick ok?

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  • Mr Lady · 1 year ago
    It feels wrong to laugh, but yeah..cracking up over here.  Nicely done, sister!

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  • Mrs. Kitty · 1 year ago
    Nothing is better for the soul than Will Ferrell.  I'm tellin' ya.  I know its gotta be difficult, but your strong.  Big Gigantic Hugs!

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  • Deb (Missives From Suburbia) · 1 year ago
    Do what you have to do.

    I think you would look smashing in a white turtleneck and baby blue blazer, by the way.
  • Kori · 1 year ago
    It takes what it takes, for all of us. :)

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  • Ali · 1 year ago
    This was 100% me yesterday.  100%.  No joke.  Maybe there's a man conspiracy going on...

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  • the planet of janet · 1 year ago
    hang in there.

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    That's a good scene. You could also move on to this one if you need to:

    "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Here it goes down, down into my belly."

    You know. Just being helpful.

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  • Kathryn · 1 year ago
    That clip just about made me pee my pants.  I think I may be getting another migraine now.  Whew!  Good clip.

    Hang in there, woman! 

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  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    I love Will/ I mean Ron.  Classic.

    I hope it gets easier for you soon...

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  • ohmommy · 1 year ago
    Hugs you classy you. 

    You must read Petite Anglaise immediately.  Her "marriage" with her long time boyfriend and the father of her girl unfolded on her blog.  Her blog is still active.  She didn't really take the classy route and wrote intimate details of her affair on her blog.

    PS.  How did you create a summary only in my reader?

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  • Zoeyjane · 1 year ago
    i think i'm the only person in the world that doesn't find wil ferrell funny, now. but i did when i smoked a lot of pot. which i don't do now. i also don't like doritos anymore. i think i just figured out my big problem in life.

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  • Alison · 1 year ago
    I'm sorry you have to go through this but it is good to see that you have some sense of humor about it.  It might help you get through it a bit easier!

    And I'm also sorry you're in a glass case of emotion!  ;)

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  • Mindi · 1 year ago
    Oh sweetie!  you know that we all love you and are here for you!  <insert tired old cliche here> and aside from that, methinks you need a night with some booze, a toy and some batteries!

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  • Mocha · 1 year ago
    Ron/Will speaks for me a lot. It's good to get some use out of him, right?

    Keep laughing. It's the only thing that could make you feel not so alone or crappity crappy. (Didn't Ron say something like that, too?)

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  • Avitable · 1 year ago
    Why have a blog if you can't vent about personal stuff?

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  • April · 1 year ago
    Yet another reason why you're classier than I!

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  • Kelley · 1 year ago
    you are teh awesome.  Classy and fucking funny.

    <3

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  • CableGirl · 1 year ago
    Talk about a brilliant way to express emotion...
  • leendaluu · 1 year ago
    oh my gosh.  I wish I had your perspective years ago.  You are awesome.

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  • Mama Zen · 1 year ago
    Ron Burgundy speaks for all of us!

    Stay strong!

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  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    Am I allowed to laugh at this? I mean, not at the anguish you're feeling... but... well, the way you and Ron express yourselves... very effective.

    LOUD NOISES!
  • anglophilefootballfanatic · 1 year ago
    I applaud your stance on not blogging about the situation.  Regardless of what goes down, you have kiddos together and they don't need be privy to blogged frustrations later.  Kudos, Maria.
  • Sybil Law · 1 year ago
    "I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight. "
    I can't say it better than Ron.
    :)

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  • Honeybell · 1 year ago
    Can't imagine what you're going through, but something tells me that in the long run, you and your girls are going to be just fine.

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  • Tara R. · 1 year ago
    Succinctly done. Good for you in keeping it 'Classy.'

    'A tip of the hat to you' Ms. Del Rosario.

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  • PrayingToDarwin · 1 year ago
    Anchorman is one of my top 5 of all time.  My sister and I spent an hour after the movie trying to get my then barely 2 year old son to say "Compelling and rich."  Thanks for the memories, and know that you are, truly, staying classy!

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  • Temple · 1 year ago
    Awesome.  You just took me back to that moment when you texted me from the Internet Cafe and I almost wrecked my car laughing.  Thanks!
  • melissa · 1 year ago
    big hugs from me. 
    xo

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  • LaskiGal · 1 year ago
    Good for you. Why bother? Really. Your livin' it. Why relive it?

    Plus, you do a great job of expressing yourself. Awesome, really :)

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  • Kim · 1 year ago
    Don't you know I'd never say fuck. Fuck.
    Ron has some classy lines..
    Stay Classy..
    :)

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  • Strangegypsy · 1 year ago
    Ron Burgundy and his dog Baxter, the furry buddha.

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  • MizFit · 1 year ago
    love.

    you
    this post
    ron


    all of it

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  • holly · 1 year ago
    i fricking love ron burgundy. i would so do will ferrell. there. i've said it.

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  • Stacey · 1 year ago
    Lots of hugs and good thoughts headed your way!

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  • Big Momma Pimpalishisness · 1 year ago
    I'm sorry you feel like this right now, but I couldn't help laughing my ass off at that clip, I freakin love him and his glass case of emotions!

    Also, that's pretty much how I felt with my ex, eventually it gets better.  Thank god.

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