DISQUS

Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: I will Crush You

  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    OMG. You are my new addiction. You're HAAAAAA-larious.
  • Stacey @Real World Mom · 1 year ago
    I'm glad things are going well! Sounds like you're feeling a little better!
  • LunaNik · 1 year ago
    Therapy, eh? I'm jealous. For some strange reason I've always wanted to go to therapy. Couples therapy, dream therapy, whateverthefuck therapy...doesn't matter to me so long as it's therapy.
  • Groovy Mom · 1 year ago
    Ouch! I wouldn't have to jump up and down on my husband to hurt him. I could never even get away with even walking on him. It would put him in intensive care. I am an Amazon woman. lol
  • April · 1 year ago
    I totally want to be you when I grow up...
  • Tara R. · 1 year ago
    Maybe you should change your name to Madam Immoral Matriarch... jumping on his back? Who needs friggin' therapy with trust like that? Good to hear life seems to be getting better.
  • Maggie · 1 year ago
    That therapist is clearly on his side. Have you tried lifting up your shirt?


    (Come find me if you need more incredibly helpful advice.)
  • Kelly · 1 year ago
    Only give what you can get. That is my motto. But, I'm a stingy bitch like that.
  • Mama Zen · 1 year ago
    I do that same "are you mad" hip bump!
  • That Bitchy Chick · 1 year ago
    Tulips are my absolutely all-time favorite flower. I never get tired of seeing them. I love your blog and will be adding you to my blog roll if you don't mind! :)
  • Ruthie · 1 year ago
    This blog is kick ass! Thanks for "dropping" in over a MMD!
  • BusyDad · 1 year ago
    ah couples therapy! Love it. d Wife and I find that our best communication happens when a third party is there to intercept and re-form our communication with one another. Like a male-ese to female-ese interpreter. Looks like it's going well for you. The jury's still out on us, but so far it seems to have eased the hostilities.
  • Stacey @Real World Mom · 1 year ago
    Those flowers are gorgeous!


    Happy Saturday! Blog Hoppin'! :-)

    "Margarita Mom"
  • Deb · 1 year ago
    I gotta say the flowers are a nice touch. But I'd tell him they were a good START at foreplay.
  • VDog · 1 year ago
    Wow. I am so impressed.


    You guys go with your head shrunk selves!
  • Huckdoll · 1 year ago
    Sounds like you guys are getting along well. You seem happy, very nice :)
  • Anonymous · 1 year ago
    This is Lucky
    Aww, I'm glad that the two of you are doing better. And the flowers are pretty. I'm jealous. I miss talking to you :(. No seriously and I never miss anything, except chocolate.... and Korey. He's moving in 2 weeks BTW, did I tell you that? I was sad at first but, now I'm actually looking forward to it as then I won't be able to fuck him. :D. Oh and I tutor 2 times a week, it makes me want a hysterectomy, but I like it. I think I will pay to have your tubes untied.

    I meet a new guy his name is David and he's an asshole, like me. He picks on me a lot, I like it. He's Guatemalan and Vietnamese, and has chubby cheeks. I also meet this other guy who's Moroccan his name is Mourad, I'm going out with him tomorrow. He annoys me, but I'm not sure why yet.



    I wish I could write like you... I have to have more crazy dreams though... I'll get on that.
  • Momo Fali · 1 year ago
    Oh, he IS lucky you didn't hop up and down and kill him for that!
  • Kristyn · 1 year ago
    Sometimes, I think my husband and I need therapy, but I don't know that it would work for us. I'm just not that open and my husband hates therapists. All in all, I think it would be more of a train wreck than we already are sometimes! I envy your ability to go and do it and be productive.


    The tulips are beautiful!! I love tulips, they're so springy!
  • Yo Momma · 1 year ago
    oooohhhh...how you didn't step on his neck after that I'll never know. Those flowers definitely saved him....but I agree with Deb...that's just a START to foreplay.
  • suchsimplepleasures · 1 year ago
    i need to go to therapy...i need my attitude readjusted!!
    you're so funny!!

    xoxo
  • Nissa · 1 year ago
    Yes, definitely give him that 'something'! :) And I see many more romantic gestures in your future!


    Hugs!
  • cablegirl · 1 year ago
    Hey there. This is my first time to your blog but I've seen you comment on a lot of the blogs I frequent. I love your space here.


    Just wanted to say that. :)
  • Nola · 1 year ago
    Awww, flowers 'cause your old ones died. How awesome!
  • Two Write hands · 1 year ago
    therapy's ok...except when you work for a psychiatrist and she makes you bonkers...


    I heart your new digs
  • Jenni · 1 year ago
    Yeah, he's coming along!


    I still love the new template (even if it takes forever to load).
  • Candi · 1 year ago
    You are too freaking funny. Gorgeous tulips. They are my favorite, but yet I always get roses :(


    I would love to go to therapy just to see what they would say, but I am too cheap.



    Good for you guys! How long have you been going?
  • Ashley · 1 year ago
    lol! My hubby won't let me pop his back by walking on it. Too bad. That'd be way easier than trying to massage...
  • Jennifer @ The Cubicle's Backp · 1 year ago
    I'm glad that therapy is being beneficial!! And the tulips are beautiful. I love flowers! :)


    Keep us updated on the therapy... I've never done it but it fascinates me on whether it works or not!
  • dKaye.com · 1 year ago
    talk about new-age therapy - Freud surely must be rolling over in his grave. or Dr. Ruth! screw the therapist! oh wait, screw your significant other! ;)
  • LaskiGal · 1 year ago
    Hee hee . . . "he's coming along nicely."


    Um, "Well, I see how she can be difficult to deal with..." Really? Huh? How much did you have to pay for that golden nugget?



    Pettifogged! I can't now tell my students that people DO use that word!
  • holly · 1 year ago
    well you weren't that bad - you could have had golf shoes on. now *that* would have taught his ass not to laugh!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @Kristie - Is this my Kristie? My IRL Kristie?
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @lunanik - YOU are a strange cookie!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @groovy mom - At least you're tall, I'm just wide.
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @maggie - Well, he did spend one who appt telling Jason how beautiful I was. *lol*
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @busydad - I hope it does help you too. :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @stacey - They are, huh?
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @vdog - LOLOL
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @momo fali - SO lucky!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @yomomma - Can I just say that I love Edna there?
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @nissa - ahhhh, you're no help! *lol*
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @cablegirl - Thanks. :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @Candi - about a month now. Going okay. :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @ashley - it really is!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @TCB - I hope it does.
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @holly - Do you have some I could borrow??
  • Xbox4NappyRash · 1 year ago
    "I did our little nudge move, where I bump my hip into his in hopes that he'll do it in return and I can be assured that he's not angry with me. He did, and he wasn't."


    OMG... I SO do the same thing...not with your husband of course, but with my wife. You know what I mean.



    I say give him that something, you'll see more progress than after half a dozen therapy sessions. We are easily led creatures ;-)



    good luck!