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Loralee’s Looney Tunes: Save to draft

Started by María · 8 months ago

“Loralee’s a great person; beautiful eyes and a beautiful soul. She has a contagious laugh and a warm spirit. Her blog is one that you never walk away from unaffected, and she’s having a baby! Congratulations to her!”
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  • Miss

    8 months ago

    I've come across some of my drafts and totally been like WTF?

    I want cheese too girl. I want cheese too.

    <abbr>The latest from Miss... Please! Don’t act like you didn’t know…</abbr>
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  • Vixen

    8 months ago

    :p Yup, David Caruso most definitely looks like a Chinese Shar Pei! LOL!
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  • Texan Mama

    8 months ago

    Your blogging fodder makes my finest day look like crap. I'll read your posts anyday Loralee.

    <abbr>The latest from Texan Mama... It' like eatin in the Country</abbr>
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  • tjk

    8 months ago

    when days get bad just remember that you arent having to sell Amway
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  • Suzanne

    8 months ago

    Now I feel like a total slacker, or else I'm someone who posts utter dreck. 167 drafts? HOLY MOLY, woman! (I've got 4. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me...)

    I'm waiting for the dog vs. celebrity side by side comparison. That sounds very promising!

    <abbr>The latest from Suzanne... Monkey Wrench</abbr>
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  • witchypoo

    8 months ago

    I have zero drafts. I just pull a post out of my ass most every day. I so live on the edge.

    <abbr>The latest from witchypoo... Trying on Shoes</abbr>
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  • Vanessa

    8 months ago

    For a moment there I thought you had called your husband a "baboon" and, well, for the life of me I couldn't find the endearment in it. Then I realised it read "Baboo" and well, now I'm still stumped!

    <abbr>The latest from Vanessa... self portrait challenge - mirrors #1</abbr>
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  • Rosemary

    8 months ago

    Just came to read Loralee... love it!!
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  • Connie

    8 months ago

    I only have one post in my draft folder. I'm trying to decide how many people would be offended by it and if I care if anyone is offended by it.

    As always, it is fun to peer into the mind of Loralee!

    <abbr>The latest from Connie... AIG....I need some answers!</abbr>
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  • KD @ A Bit Squirrelly

    8 months ago

    I have about 3, I think. And they suck or are too mean and I can't bring myself to publish them. Though I did just post about waxing off half my eyebrow...maybe it's time to dig through those again...

    <abbr>The latest from KD @ A Bit Squirrelly... Why Some People Shouldn't Be Left Alone</abbr>
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  • Sybil Law

    8 months ago

    I don't have any unpublished drafts. I either write or I don't.
    I suck!
    The cheese one is my favorite. Damn, I want some cheese now. Mmmmm... gouda...
    :)

    <abbr>The latest from Sybil Law... Thursday Ramblings</abbr>
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  • Camille

    8 months ago

    Ha! I think the dog post would have been such a joy to read.

    <abbr>The latest from Camille... Just the Sort of Thing Strong Bad Would Love.</abbr>
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  • Loralee

    8 months ago

    @Vanessa Hee! It's from Charlie Brown. The little blond girl (that I cannot remember her name for anything) is always calling Linus it.

    P.S. You guys rock. Bloggers always pay attention to their comments. It seems to go double for guest posts, so thanks for piping up. :)

    <abbr>The latest from Loralee... CLICK!</abbr>
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  • Jim

    8 months ago

    I have stuff like this too. Unfortunately, I write down ideas on scraps of paper that I carry in my wallet. There's nothing better than an unintelligible post idea made illegible by pocket tumbling.

    <abbr>The latest from Jim... One More...</abbr>
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  • Marti

    8 months ago

    LOL! So were you drinking when you started those posts? Kinda like drunk dialing but drunk blogging????
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  • Domestic Extraordinaire

    8 months ago

    LOL, I don't have as many drafts, but they are crazy. One day I will actually utilize the scheduled publish feature. (yeah right, who am I kidding?)

    <abbr>The latest from Domestic Extraordinaire... Week Six....Can I do it?</abbr>
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  • bejewell

    8 months ago

    My drafts folder is up to about 30 right now, and NONE of them are as good as this. Many of them are just a sentence or two, and some of them - don't even know what they mean anymore.

    One of them has no title and when you open it, it says just one word: "Duck.". I have no memory of creating this and no idea what it means. I should probably delete it, but I keep thinking that one day it'll just come to me, and a brilliant post will be born.

    Until then I just keep posting embarrassing photos of my husband with a dog's ass in his face and stories about big equipment vehicles passing me on the right.

    Keep your fingers crossed for me.
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  • Lianne

    8 months ago

    My draft folder contains posts that are 99% written and then I realized who would be reading them. I'm all about spilling my guts, but spilling someone else's guts usually gets me into trouble.

    You're still the best...

    <abbr>The latest from Lianne... Sometimes being a Catholic is appealing to me</abbr>
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  • Rachel (Louisiana)

    8 months ago

    Okay the German post was hilarious! And I'm kind of stuck on the fact that at some point in this post you said "rad." I miss that word. I think you should instigate it's comeback.

    <abbr>The latest from Rachel (Louisiana)... Hmmm...</abbr>
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  • Heather, Queen of Shake Shake

    8 months ago

    After reading those, I'm scared. Hold me.

    <abbr>The latest from Heather, Queen of Shake Shake... And this is where we all start making sacrifical chant noises</abbr>
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  • Cory

    8 months ago

    If I bring Mexican Train to Blogher next year will you play with me?! LOL I loooooooooooooove that game, but no one ever wants to play with me! I used to play it with my grandparents and my best friend. My grandma took her Mexican Train playing very seriously. I just remember getting pinched under the table a lot if I was singing/daydreaming/not paying attention. Good times, good times.

    PS-hi Maria...nice to "meet" you. You have a very nice blog, complete with fun little emoticons to use. That's pretty fucking fantastical. :-[)

    <abbr>The latest from Cory... 27!</abbr>
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  • Loralee

    8 months ago

    I'm having a fabulous time reading your comments and visiting your blogs. (This is my read list for the day. Grin)

    <abbr>The latest from Loralee... CLICK!</abbr>
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  • Backpacking Dad

    8 months ago

    I have a bunch in the folder right now, which is weird because I never really write from drafts; I just go. But I thought "What if I run out of ideas? Wouldn't it be good to have some in reserve?" So I started writing little notes on posts to myself and putting them in the draft folder and now I'm NEVER GOING TO GO BACK TO THEM AGAIN. Those ideas are born, even if only in draft, so I don't feel the urge to write them any more.

    <abbr>The latest from Backpacking Dad... A Portrait of the Blogger as a Young Twitter...er..?</abbr>
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  • Margie

    8 months ago

    Everyone wants cheese. I felt so bad for this guy on LA Ink the other night who just learned he is lactose intolerant and was so broken up over it that he had a tatoo of a wedge of swiss done with a banner over it that read, "In loving memory".

    <abbr>The latest from Margie... Treybot 0300</abbr>
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  • Zandor

    8 months ago

    That? Was a great wonderful post. I actually only have a few posts in my drafts

    <abbr>The latest from Zandor... I know it is bad to hate but…</abbr>
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  • Karen

    8 months ago

    You live in Utah and we have not made plans to meet up somewhere and have lunch? We definitely have to do that when I come back to my job in the spring.

    <abbr>The latest from Karen... Project 365 Day 4</abbr>
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  • Sissy

    8 months ago

    I'm going to clean up my draft posts :)

    <abbr>The latest from Sissy... Good Enough For Asher</abbr>
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  • Sue

    8 months ago

    Oh my GOOOOOSSSSHHHHH! Elliott Stabler is my boyfriend, TOOOOO!!!!! Oh my GOSH!!!!! I love SVUUUUUU! (Why am I starting to sound like Stewart from MadTV?) Anyway...those "drafts" need to get published. Now. Like...yesterday. Get crackin', missy. I haven't had a good laugh in a while.

    <abbr>The latest from Sue... Sometimes…</abbr>
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  • Marie

    8 months ago

    Hehe. Love all those drafts. I have lots of 'em too. Mostly they are either only half-baked thoughts, or they've start winding off into musings so tortuously complicated that I can't figure out how to write my way out of them. Perhaps I should bring out the heavy editing? And I'm with you: Cheeeeeese (Gromit)!
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  • pgoodness

    8 months ago

    LOL I love those! I actually don't have anything in my drafts folder! I've had a few here and there, but once I re-read, I either finish or delete, so they don't last long.

    Perhaps I'll use it to it's full potential now! :)

    <abbr>The latest from pgoodness... Thursday Thirteen</abbr>
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  • LaskiGal

    8 months ago

    Please, please, please finish some of these, will ya?! There is a gold mine in them there drafts, I tell ya. Especially about David Caruso . . . the detail-oriented person that you are not . . . the exchanges with your husband.

    I, too, have a ton of drafts. They are pitiful, pointless, poignant and even one that clearly discusses my love for alliteration--that one falls under the pitiful and pointless categories.

    <abbr>The latest from LaskiGal... On Fear</abbr>
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  • Missives From Suburbia

    8 months ago

    I'm formally protesting this post. Loralee has clearly been digging through MY blog drafts and not her own. I swear that German thing is totally mine. But that SVU thing? Notsomuch. Okay, it's possible some of those are hers. But only some of them.
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  • don

    8 months ago

    Too funny @ not being able to remember.

    I feel you, I am guilty of this myself. It's so funny, cause I will go back back and read something still drafted and wonder what in the world was I talking about? LOL.

    Like you, I will draft many things while the writing muse has struck, then decide to go in an entirely different direction. We're human.
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  • holly

    8 months ago

    no way. an inactive mormon? no.

    wow.

    i left the mormon church because i thought i just swear way too much for them.

    but i think you out-swear me! no, i think you do! no really!

    you're kidding, right?

    i was ready for bed a minute ago. now i'm WOKE.THE.F.UP! i'm going to be up all night with that morsel!
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  • holly

    8 months ago

    OH OH OH OH OH. sorry. this is a guest post, right?

    sorry 'bout that.

    comment mis-aimed. i have no opinion about your swearing.

    and i will now be sleeping fine. pretend i said nothing.

    <abbr>The latest from holly... this time next week the pains will have only begun</abbr>
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  • Whiney Momma

    8 months ago

    I actually don't have any drafts...boring or not, all post go out with a quick flick of the finger. I just don't think about it too much. Yep, I might be a tic tac for doing that but so be it.
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  • Karen MEG

    8 months ago

    Holy drafts, Batman!! Too bad they weren't beer.

    That is way impressive. I've only got a couple at a time, and I usually end up deleting them as nothing more than brain farts.

    <abbr>The latest from Karen MEG... They say it's your birthday</abbr>
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  • rawdawgbuffalo

    8 months ago

    167 u be cranking, i just use the essays i dont post in my next book of eaasya

    ps: hast du eine momment ziet?
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  • Hilary

    8 months ago

    Okay, so, is there something wrong with me because I was totally into all of those potential blog posts. Also I'm your new number one fan. I'm so excited that I found your blog (thank you google reader suggestions) and now have something new and interesting to look forward to every day. xoxo

    <abbr>The latest from Hilary... Shout Out to My Parents</abbr>
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