DISQUS

Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: My Life. Hollywood Style.

  • Momo Fali · 1 year ago
    Oh my!!! That was no bitter plum he tasted!! More please!
  • Sauntering Soul · 1 year ago
    Okay, I'm hooked! I want to hear the rest of your story.
  • Lil Mouse · 1 year ago
    wow. interesting... more next week?
  • Karmyn R · 1 year ago
    Heck - forget the movie, when is the book coming out? This is my idea of a perfect Bathtub read.
  • MizSassy · 1 year ago
    WOW! I agree, forget the movie! Publish that book! You got me hooked too! I'm ready for Chapter 2!
  • janet · 1 year ago
    wow!!! when does the next chapter come out??


    i'm hooked. thanks for playing, maria!
  • Kristyn · 1 year ago
    Very nice! You could make this a weekly soap opera over here, I'm pretty sure you'd have an audience! ;)
  • Tara R. · 1 year ago
    You are a dirty, dirty girl... and definitely the one who should be writing screenplays. Next time!
  • Kimmylyn · 1 year ago
    Bravo.. this easily captured me.. I hope you continue this story.. :)


    PS. Mr. Lady is HOT. Love her.
  • sybil law · 1 year ago
    OOh I picked a good day to stop by, didn't I?!
    That was wonderful! I especially liked the plum part.

    Poor Joaquin! :)
  • Mr Lady · 1 year ago
    My kids are all sick, so I will read this later, but, um, seriously?


    I AM SO GLAD YOU GOT THE HTML RIGHT.



    I know you will do it up propa. I am so excited to read your scandelous little notes~!
  • Honeybell · 1 year ago
    Fantastic! Can I have Joaquin when Maria is finished with him?
  • Groovy Mom · 1 year ago
    I'm hooked!
  • Mama Zen · 1 year ago
    Now this is the kind of Indecision I would like to be dealing with!
  • Kathryn · 1 year ago
    Holy shit! I am impressed! What a writer! I love it. Must have more!
  • Irish Coffeehouse · 1 year ago
    WOW! Very nice! I love it!


    Thanks for sharing (and taking the time to type all of that!!!!!).
  • Maggie · 1 year ago
    More more more!!!
  • Tiggerlane · 1 year ago
    Wow....best Fun Monday script I've read yet! Not to mention the hot men picked as the actors.


    You are quite a writer, girl!
  • anglophilefootballfanatic · 1 year ago
    Your leading men are yummy. And, your inclusion of both James Joyce & Ayn Rand? SO very you. I am always enamored of literary women.
  • Jod{i} · 1 year ago
    yanno...I happen to know this chick who can hook you up with some screenwriting formats and stuff *wink...
    More please...Excellent! Nice writing lady! You got it goin' on!

    And I have to admit every character has pieces of me and of course the lead is me...'cept I happen to change hair color and skin color and mannerisms..Truly I am a better guy lol!
  • Deb · 1 year ago
    Flawless casting, darling. I'm captive... tell me more!


    I'm also very jealous of your nifty HTML toy!!
  • Jenni · 1 year ago
    You know, a man who knows books doesn't even need to work out!


    But it sure doesn't hurt.
  • Mamalang · 1 year ago
    Very interesting...more?
  • Mariposa · 1 year ago
    Interesting...nice view/read! I want more! ;)
  • Smart A$$ Mom · 1 year ago
    OH.MY.GAWD.


    You are good. And tell me why it took so long to figure out how to get to your AMAZING page?!



    Thanks for all your bloggy love.
  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    Omigod,omigod,omigod...you are good girl. PERFECT casting... I love both those J's. Hawtness...can't wait for the next installment!


    I love the new look too. You've been a busy, busy gal!
  • Caffeine Court · 1 year ago
    I can't wait for the part when Joaquin throws Jill from Caffeine Court on the floor and ravishes her!!
  • dKaye.com · 1 year ago
    ooh la-la! mon cherie ... more! more!
  • Kate · 1 year ago
    More, please! (ASAP)
  • Amy · 1 year ago
    Oh. My. Hell.
    Can I please play the part of Jonathan's jilted lover that he leaves with a mercy fuck before he shacks up with you? Please? That man is just pure heaven!
  • Huckdoll · 1 year ago
    I love Joaquin! I can't believe you cheated on him!!


    If you guys get divorced, send him my way. Rawr.



    Great post!!
  • carrie · 1 year ago
    I'd cast myself if those men were in my movie too!


    You're a great writer!
  • Jennifer @ The Cubicle's Backp · 1 year ago
    What a life you lead! However will you choose?
  • Kori · 1 year ago
    Oaky, I just really liked the hovering over the links bit. that was pretty cool!
  • suchsimplepleasures · 1 year ago
    hey...that was awesome...when is the next chapter?
    xoxo
  • Stacey @Real World Mom · 1 year ago
    Damn, Woman! You are GOOD!!
  • LaskiGal · 1 year ago
    OK--as an English teacher . . . I love reading stuff that is good . . . you got some good stuff! I'm thinking write the book and then option those movie rights!
  • April · 1 year ago
    Screw the movie - write the book, woman!
  • CamiKaos · 1 year ago
    i love html secrets
  • Laurie Kendrick · 1 year ago
    Brilliant writing..I expect NOTHING less.


    LK
  • holly · 1 year ago
    love love the html stuff.


    love the screenplay. and i *so* didn't see that coming : you playing yourself. that came out of nowhere! just you make sure you get PAID.
  • Avery Gray · 1 year ago
    Before I say anything else, I wanted to tell you I love the new look! Awesome!


    And the story? Amazing! Quite the hook at the end.



    So, are you planning on writing a book? Because I will be first in line to buy that sucker! Seriously.



    You have a way with words.
  • Kelly · 1 year ago
    Holy Shit, Ayn Rand? James Joyce? Who wouldn't have wanted to jump the man's bones after shit like that. I'm wet just sitting here thinking about having a conversation like that.
    No, truly beautiful. Really.
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @momo fali - *lol* No, it wasn't!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @Sauntering soul - LOL. There is no rest of it!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @karmyn r - LOL. I dunno...
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @mizsassy - That was like chapter...4!!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @kristyn - That's a good idea! I'm just reallllyyy shy about my creative writing. LOL
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @mrlady - Thank ya, thank ya. I owe you big!!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @mz - wouldn't we all? *lol*
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @kathryn - Thanks. :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @maggie - Aww geez! I can't refuse you!!!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @AFF - I just like books. LOL :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @jod{i} - I wish you would! :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @jenni - I KNOW!! He's my perfect guy!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @mariposa - Thank you!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @smart a$$ - LOL. It's okay!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @DK - Geez.. Dont' twist my arm. :p
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @huckdoll - I just might!!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @TCB - LOLOLOL. Maybe I won't!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @stacey - Thank you! :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @april - I dunno how good my romance scenes would be!
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @camikaos - Me too. :)
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @avery gray - AAWWWW!!!! My Avery review!! :) I'm so happy you liked it!
  • LunaNik · 1 year ago
    I was enthralled and so interested that I was even able to tune out the whining of my own children...


    I want more!



    Please tell me you'll be adding to the story every week?????
  • The Immoral Matriarch · 1 year ago
    @lunanik - I'm considering it, but I don't know...
  • Judith Shakespeare · 1 year ago
    Dude, STEP AWAY FROM THE JONATHAN.


    Seriously, while it is most definitely a supremely awesome and amazingly written fantasy, I'd seriously have to kill you over it.



    (of course, we'll have to go get drinks first...)
  • loveyh · 1 year ago
    Wow, excellent!


    Can I have Joachin when you're done with him, pretty please? :)
  • Tiffany · 1 year ago
    *sigh* You really are a great writer. And what a fucking fantastic cast! LOL

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