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Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer: The BlogHer Post | Immoral Matriarch: Catechizer

  • Deb (Missives From Suburbia) · 1 year ago
    I'm so very, very jealous of everyone going -- you're getting to meet all my favorite blogger girls!!

    I have to confess I'm worried about your hair.  California doesn't have a lot of humidity, but San Francisco DOES.  85-90% humidity is not unusual in the summer, especially July.  Eeek!!!

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  • LaskiGal · 1 year ago
    I read the whole thing. My OCD-self LOVES lists and agendas. Call me a freak . . .

    You are set to have one hell of a time. Can't wait to hear all about it!

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  • Natalie · 1 year ago
    Oh please do not go to El Pollo Loco!  They have gone downnnnhill.  If my brain were actually functioning right now I could give you some ideas since I grew up there, but it's not, so you are SOL. :P

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  • Velma · 1 year ago
    I was already a lurker-in-love, but now that you've used the word "gephyrophobic" in a post, I'm swooning.  (OK, not really, 'cause I don't roll that way, but still - I truly enjoy your blog.)


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  • Zoeyjane · 1 year ago
    i read it all. and let me tell you, next year? you'll have my name on every damn day.

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  • BusyDad · 1 year ago
    I know I am a semi-tough guy and all. But am I allowed to bawl over the fact that I can't go to this one?

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  • Kelley · 1 year ago
    ;-( ;-( ;-( ;-( ;-(

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  • Secret Agent Mama · 1 year ago
    I'm very jealous, too.  I guess this just means that next year I will have to go!

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  • Kathryn · 1 year ago
    I must admit that I am JEALOUS!  You are going to have a blast!  I am so glad you are going!  You deserve it!    :)
    (think I used enough exla marks there?)

    Rocco?  Seriously?  Yeah, he is okay looking but everytime I see him I want to punch him in his errogant face. 
    I guess it's just me. 

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  • leendaluu · 1 year ago
    I'm jealous....but I'm so glad you are getting to go.  You are going to rock that conference right out of the water (what kind of mixed metaphor was that, Linda?) Anyway, you'll have a fab time and everyone will love you so much you'll be the new Dooce!

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  • Tiffany · 1 year ago
    Wow you've got a lot to do. I think you are gonna be awesome! Don't be too nervous and HAVE SOME FUN!!

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  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Kathryn: He is an ass isn't he...eye candy though, no? LOL
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Blah blah blah
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Natalie: I'm testing out the plugin. Let me know if it works. I think it was incompatible with another one I had and I disabled it.
  • Alison · 1 year ago
    It sounds like you are going to have a FABULOUS time!!
  • ohmommy · 1 year ago
    We have to re-think our Friday night plans to include Mr. Lady.

    Do you have everyone's emails stored? Let's start up another chat.

    BTW. The only thing I am doing to prepare for BlogHer is getting a brow wax, one process hair color, and dusting off my stilettos. :) Can't freaking wait!

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  • Betsey · 1 year ago
    I'm slightly green with envy.

    And do me a favor and hump Rocco's leg for me, wouldya?
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Betsey: I will hump like he's the last Italian on Earth.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @OHMommy: I do have emails. I'll start it back up - do you think we should just plan on meeting up at the end of her event and heading over to Ruby Skye in a group, and talking there? And maybe postponing our Caruso's meet to Saturday?

    I know she signed up for the Lunch with Rocco too so maybe you can join us?

    This should be an email not a comment. *sigh*
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I love you for telling me. :)
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @LaskiGal: Pictures and posts galore. You guys are going to be SICK of BlogHer when I return.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Velma - Don't tell me you suffer from it too? *lol*

    I am off to check out site!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    You're damn right you will be. And do a me a favor and let me know if you get this in your email, ok? I'm testing out a new plugin.

    Thank you! :D
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I so wish you could. But I get it. I'm trying to get Miss to make the drive too, but I dunno if she can. :(
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Don't do that. Please. :( I'm taking you with me! I went to Target and bought a coffee mug today!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Secret Agent Mama: Yes, you do! And hopefully I'll be there again too, in order to make it.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Leendaluu: I thought it was a marvelous metaphor. LOL
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Alison: I'm sure as hell going to try! :D
  • Captain Steve · 1 year ago
    My jealousy is astounding. Not about the bras though. It is bitch enough to find bras that find my ladies. Condolences on upping the bra size.

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  • Sybil Law · 1 year ago
    I am so freaking excited for you! And are you going to Tweet while you're there, since I never did get that shithole Plurk to work for me (nor an answer to my emails I sent to them)?!

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  • Don Mills Diva · 1 year ago
    Can't wait to meet you Maria!

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  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    @Captain Steve: Booo big tits. I HATE them. I found a plastic surgeon in FL. In a couple of years...
  • manager mom · 1 year ago
    ah, damn. this makes me even MORE pissed I can't go. Have a great time.

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  • Honey · 1 year ago
    Dammit, I'm excited as hell for you! I see great things happening for you, Maria and honestly I am looking forward to reading some books with your name on them. You're meeting some of my absolute favorite bloggers, including Heather from Dooce. It's a bitch to have to up your bra size, I can't stand when I go to Macy's to get my favorite bra and there are none left - in any f'n color
    :evil:

    Anyway, sorry this comment is so long, Have a great time and btw you rock!
  • Groovy Mom · 1 year ago
    No one is going to care what size your bra is. Everyone will love you. Go and have fun! (I also have horrible under eye circles. Write a post someday about how you deal with that. I need help.)

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  • Polly · 1 year ago
    "I only hope I don’t trip and fall on my face in front of the potentially hundreds of people there."

    Oh, sister. I think even if it looked, for a moment, as if you were going to fall in the direction of the assembly, about a zillion folks would bum-rush the stage to catch you. And then you'd be rolled around the room over everyone's heads like a rock star. Mmmm, yep. That would pretty much be what would happen.

    And of course if you tippled in the other direction, I'd have your back. Gallant is my middle name.

    And on the tourist front: you got it! Dottie's: check! And there used to be a taqueria El Pollo Loco, way out in the Outer Mission. I couldn't Google it up, but I found this place, El Pollo Supremo, which was described by a Yelp-er as the thing that "filled the void" left by El Pollo Loco in LA.

    ¡Buen apetito! This city is a-waitin' for you.

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  • Jillian · 1 year ago
    you're my girl. I truly cannot wait to see you. I just wish I got to do some of that fun stuff too...can't you pull any strings for me? I mean everyone is coming to BlogHer to see you anyway. I emailed you. I'm here in lurkdom. Going to update the blog tonight. Thank god I have a shitty life and my britches are waaaay too small for me because if not, I'd have nothing to write about. By the way, along with the run on paragraph (excuse it as I'm sending this from my phone) I'm loving your writing as if late. So good. Getting better and better everyday. Let's chat today.

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  • Miss · 1 year ago
    I'm sad... but please, if you do ANYTHING in the city that has my heart... go eat here -
    http://www.boudinbakery.com/

    And take a picture of yourself, and all my other lovely ladies eating there, or on the bridge. Somewhere.

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  • Lunanik · 1 year ago
    You had me at Rocco.

    Seriously, yum...he is so effing fine.

    As for BlogHer...boo the that. I'm jealous. (You're gonna have a great time. Enjoy every minute and take lots o' pics to show all us non-attenders please)

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  • Jenny, Bloggess · 1 year ago
    I wish today was this time next week. Does that make sense?

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  • bejewell · 1 year ago
    I forgive you for this BlogHer post, because you included a photo of my future second husband Rocco.

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  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    WOW. You must be excited because I think I spotted a couple of typos!!

    I'm so glad that everything worked out, and that you're going. I can't wait to hear about it.

    Uhhh. Golden Gate Bridge? There is no more beautiful bridge than the Brooklyn Bridge. Rethink your plan... ;)

    I never asked you... how did this come about? How did it come to be that you are speaking at BlogHer? Have you told us the story, from start to finish?

    PROUD OF YOU.

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  • Jenny · 1 year ago
    I cannot wait to meet you! I'm so glad you'll be speaking this year, Maria!

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  • tha 1 & only VDOG · 1 year ago
    It's gonna be hella TIIIIEEEE-EEEEET! (that's norcal slang for ya)

    Can't wait to meet ya!

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  • Huckdoll · 1 year ago
    Jealy....very much so :( Next year babe, next year...and you can show me ropes, kay? *tear*

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  • Shamelessly Sassy · 1 year ago
    will you please dry hump that beautiful man in the picture above for me? seriously. like dry hump him and then put one of my stickers on his face.
  • Suburban Turmoil · 1 year ago
    I'm so glad we got a chance to talk on the phone. I can't wait to meet you in person.

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  • Kim · 1 year ago
    That boy is BEAUTIFUL.. holy crap. Excuse me while I drool.

    And I got all giddy to see my name in lights on your blog.. (hell I am still giddy!)

    I cannot wait!

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  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I will tweet and plurk. :D
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Ditto gorgeous!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    :( Next year!!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I'm just hoping that Macy's will carry bras in my size!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I don't deal! I just...accept them. LOL. I hate it. I'm hoping that this Bare Minerals jazz is an easy fix for the cameras. Lest I look like Skeletor.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I am so friggin' in love with you Polly. I cannot wait to meet you!

    *scribbles down El Pollo Loco in notepad*
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I'll run it by the rest and hope they're down. I hate sourdough bread, but I'll do it just for you!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Oh! They have one in the airport! Maybe I'll grab something on the way in/out if I can't make it to the restaurant.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Flickr Pro account and all babe. :D
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Not at all. But that's why I love you.

    I'm kidding! Perfect sense. :)
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    He's hotness right?
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I demand you point them out. Every typo you saw. I can't find them. LOL.

    And I talked out about how it came to be HERE.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I'm glad too! Here's hoping I don't fuck up too badly and get invited back next year too. :)
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    And I expect you to really help me back to my room if I get drunk @ Macy's. Or I really will take those drunk photos of you that I promised on Plurk. :P
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Me too me too! You've got such a hard job ahead of you as moderator, but I'll know you'll do amazingly.
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    You have stickers? Where? Gimmie. I'll stick you on my boob. Two purposes: I get to say that Rocco looked at my tits [wooooooo!], and you get to say that Rocco knows who you are because I'll tell him "Oh that's Amanda from Shamelessly Sassy. She's the cat's pajamas.'
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I'm so fucking excited to hang with you VDog!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    No. Doubt. If you and ZJ were coming this would be the best thing ever.
  • Kristie · 1 year ago
    You funny. I emailed you. I talked back. Try not to be mad.

    ;)

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  • Deb on the Rocks · 1 year ago
    I can NOT wait to meet your fucking kick ass self. I'll help hold you up too--that is if we can find you in Rocco's room and convince you to leave.

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  • Karen MEG · 1 year ago
    Maria, that is fantastic, I'm so glad that you'll be so busy, busy, busy and that you ARE going to Blogher. You'll be fantastic!

    Have an extra drink for me, ok? I'm banking on getting to Blogher next year, so it can be my primer....

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  • amy · 1 year ago
    somewhere in there you gotta have a drink with me! xo

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  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Me? You? HELL YEAH!
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    I will. A drink just for you. :)
  • María | Blissed · 1 year ago
    Definitely! and maybe some of that creativity will rub off on me. Since I have none and all. :P
  • lildb · 1 year ago
    i am *definitely* going to have to find you at the people's party.

    please be wearing your obscene shirt. i want to not have to work very hard at this. i am old and rather blind (as well as feeble and cane-carrying).
  • Erika Jurney · 1 year ago
    I loved your session today, and you shirt choice was excellent. My only quibble was that with your excellent rack I couldn't read the bottom of it until you shifted in your chair. Glad I've found your blog!

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